White girl: What are you?
Me: White & Latino
White girl: Lol you don’t look Latin. Anyway, I’m an 1/8th Cherokee, part dutch, irish, my ancestors helped settle Haiti so im technically Haitian, 1/12 crunchwrap supreme
the fact that he tried so hard to estimate how far he’d need to jump to make it on the couch and then not making it omfg
my heart just exploded a little
he forgot to factor in how slick the table was
the same cat, years later….
I CAN’T HANDLE THE LAST GIF. OMG I’M DYING. I’M CRYING.
“Redemption? I know how redemption works in this century. I’ve seen it all on the magic box. Agree to be publicly humiliated, all is forgiven. People have gotten soft, weak, lily-livered. All anybody has to do nowadays is shed some tears, say some words.”